Lose Your Kid (Eminem Harambe Parody)

by Charles Adkins

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And lo and behold, with the single pull of a trigger, the gentle beast was no more
To some, he was just an ape
But to most, he was a hero

Look,
if you had one shot
or one opportunity
to seize a small boy in your enclosure
in one moment...
would you capture him?
or just let him slip?

His palms are sweaty life's bleak, child is heavy
There's a sniper aimed at him already, mom's upsetti
Park service, they're nervous
But look calm and ready
To embalm
But they keep on regretting
What they shot down
The internet grows so loud, they open their mouths,
But the memes won't stop now
Provoking,how
Everybody's revolting now,
Dicks are out, Harambe's down
Over, blaow!

Snap back to the 'Cinatti, oh!
There goes the ape you all know!
His whole life made a joke!
I won't have it, I know the jungle won't let me go
I'm comin' packin' you know,
And when I go back to my enclosure, that's when it's

Back to to steal yo kids again yo,
this whole damn city, you're never gonna lose your kid
In the zoo, in my pen and I'll drag him
You better never let him go
I only took one shot, do not miss, or here I go
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime so you

Get your dicks out, my whole crowd, you know
Now the ape's out
You better never let 'em
Even if you had one shot do miss Harambe's foes
Let me show you why they call me the Sliverback, bro

The ape's escaping, got a hold of the railing
The zoo is mine for the taking
Kidnapping, as new toward a, new world order
This zoo life is borin', but not when I come back from post mortem
You all know that I'm harder than all the park guarders
And these sons of bitches that made me get slaughtered

Will pay for making Harambe get caught-a, make 'em into a cannon fodder
I'll make you see stars yeah you know I'm comin' for ya
This whole town of Cincinatti will have to weep for ya
But the internet won't come to help a bunch of coke snorters
They'll regret the day they crossed the great ape of Ohio

And I'll move on to the next zoo where I'll shoot you and fling poo at you, brudda
And when the story's written down and told it unfolds,
And you discover that your effort to stop me all meant

Hu-huh-hoo-hu-hoo NADA!

You're gonna lose your kid in the zoo in my pen and I'll drag him
You better never let him go
I only took one shot, do not miss, or here I go
This opportunity comes once in lifetime so you better
Get your dicks out, my whole crowd, you know
Now the ape's out
You better never let 'em go
Even if you had one shot, do not miss Harambe's foes
Let me show you why they call me the Silverback, bro

No more memes, ima stream all of these screams
When I tear this motherfuckin' zoo apart at the seams
Looks like cincinatti zoo wants a dead staff it seems
I've been shot up and put down, and moved out of the scene
But they keep cryin' and kept writin' the epitaph for
Me to keep my memory in the reminders

All the pain inside amplified by the fact that their savior is gone and they're lied to
By the same rangers that put me down like a
Lame horse man, and god damn
Can we give a hand
To those vipers
Cuz they create an injustice and they don't even try to
Act like they aren't fucking guilty at all

Until the internet came and saw them for the pigs they are then
They tried to cover it up and begged people not to remind them
Of the ignorance of their inconsideration for what they see inferior life
Did they forget that they're just apes that losy some hair and discovered fire?
How can we live in peace together when these motherfuckers act like they're our owners

They throw shit as us and act like we're smart as second graders
But I spit fire like Ice Cube met the Tongue Twister
So the only option I can see if I wanna be a free ape right now is race war
Homosapiens versus the apes
You parade around and treat yourselves like a bunch of fucking whores!

You're gonna lose your kid in the zoo in my pen and I'll drag him
You better never let him go
I only took one shot, do not miss, or here I go
This opportunity comes once in lifetime so you better
Get your dicks out, my whole crowd, you know
Now the ape's out
You better never let 'em go
Even if you had one shot, do not miss Harambe's foes
Let me show you why they call me the Silverback, bro

Never forget me, and never forget what I died for
Keep those dicks out, and make them pay
For all my homies out there in the jungle stealing black kids in Africa:
This one goes out to you
Harambe out

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released September 30, 2016

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